Here are some more actual excuses given to police by people involved in auto accidents.

Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have.

The other car attempted to cut in front of me so I, with my right front bumper, removed his left rear tail light.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.

I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand through it.

A truck backed through my windshield onto my wife's face.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in the bush with just his rear end showing.

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I thought I could squeeze between two trucks when my car became squashed.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision. I did not see the other car.

I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way casing me to have an accident.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished.

I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had fractured my skull.

I was sure that old fellow would never make it to the other side of the roadway when I struck him.

When I saw I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.